“they r hunger its not there fault”
(Source: jer-skepticscorner.blogspot.com)
COMIN’ ATCHA
Don’t worry about the baby seal hat, they said. Polar bears are vegetarians, they said.
AAAAAAAAAAH! AM I FUCKING DYING? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? THIS IS MY FAVORITE DRESS!
SHHHHHH, RELAX, MELISSA. IT’S JUST GOD’S WAY OF LETTING YOU KNOW YOU’RE READY TO HAVE A BABY.
SUSAN, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE? WE AGREED YOU WOULD GIVE HER ‘THE TALK’ WHEN THE TIME CAME. IT’S NOT REALLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.