Posts tagged "polar bears"

"they r hunger its not there fault"

"they r hunger its not there fault"

(Source: jer-skepticscorner.blogspot.com)


There were three of them in a tent and I don’t really know too much, why he chose the other boy – perhaps he was the closest one. If he looked at Patrick, he was the chubbiest one, he probably had more meat on him, bless him.

"Patrick, I think, was probably in the middle, because he grabbed hold of his head next, and then his arm, and I don’t know how Patrick got out to be honest.

"Unless it was when the guy came in and shot the bear and maybe that’s how Patrick got away with it, because they actually shot the polar bear, but the young lad was already dead.


Polar bears are Irish?

Polar bears are Irish?


(Source: kissmyash0600)


Cannonball!

COMIN’ ATCHA

animalsbeingdicks:

Don’t worry about the baby seal hat, they said. Polar bears are vegetarians, they said.


Five feet high and rising

Five feet high and rising


animalstalkinginallcaps:

AAAAAAAAAAH! AM I FUCKING DYING? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? THIS IS MY FAVORITE DRESS!
SHHHHHH, RELAX, MELISSA. IT’S JUST GOD’S WAY OF LETTING YOU KNOW YOU’RE READY TO HAVE A BABY.
SUSAN, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE? WE AGREED YOU WOULD GIVE HER ‘THE TALK’ WHEN THE TIME CAME. IT’S NOT REALLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AAAAAAAAAAH! AM I FUCKING DYING? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? THIS IS MY FAVORITE DRESS!

SHHHHHH, RELAX, MELISSA. IT’S JUST GOD’S WAY OF LETTING YOU KNOW YOU’RE READY TO HAVE A BABY.

SUSAN, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE? WE AGREED YOU WOULD GIVE HER ‘THE TALK’ WHEN THE TIME CAME. IT’S NOT REALLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.



Living in harmony

Living in harmony